Thursday, October 05, 2006

Mark Foley For President!

I'm Running In 2008!

What this country of ours needs right now is a cyber-savvy candidate who can really bring large numbers of young, politically-active people into the fold. And I can assure you, I have the experience to get this done!

I will run a vibrant, fabulous online campaign. I will not hesitate to "solicit" anonymous online donors. In fact, I'll be just like Howard Dean was back in 2004...except I'm openly gay! And I'll win!